s diem rojdenya

someone sent me a bunch of rules and 2 really hit home. I share.

New Rule 1: No more gift registries. You know, it used to be just for
Weddings Now it's for babies and new homes and graduations from rehab.
Picking up the stuff you want and having other people buy it for you
isn't gift giving, it's the white people version of looting.


New Rule 2: When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to know in
Months "27 Months." "He's two," will do just fine. He's not a cheese.
And I didn't care in the first place.